- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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