What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

dat shoe shine tho

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

thumb_up thumb_down -28

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops