- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Non-Anti-Joke.com!

hello

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??