A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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I am quite mature.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Anti Joke

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