Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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