- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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