whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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