What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Women's rights.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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