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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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