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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

i am a dino. RAWR.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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