- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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