- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's up? Your time.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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