- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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