All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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