- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Alchohol.

Mooses

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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