- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A American seeking into mexico

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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