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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's big and purple? Barney

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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