- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A women left the kitchen.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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