Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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