- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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