- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

The New York Giants

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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