Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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