My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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