- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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