Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

woman's rights

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

homosexual rights to marriage

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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