Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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