- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Weaner

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What is green and slow Grass.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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