Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Justin Bieber.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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