A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Manchester City

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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