- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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