What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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