Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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