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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock,knock you suck

women's rights

quantum physics?

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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