- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How old are you? 7

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your mother is average.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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