- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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