- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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