- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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