- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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