- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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