wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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