Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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