An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

batman farted so hes retarded

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

WOw you have no life

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do black people eat? Food.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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