- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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