What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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