- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

every cloud has a silver lining

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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