- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

knock knock go away!!!

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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