- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Where's the soap?

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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