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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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