How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Jordan is pregant

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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