What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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