Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Caramel Boing.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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