- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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