- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's 2+2? Fish

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

The duck didn't cross the road.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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