A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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