- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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