- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Mooses

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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