- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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