field day?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A baby seal walks into a club.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anti Joke

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