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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Whats funny? Your face.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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