- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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