- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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