Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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