Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Anti Joke

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