Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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knock knock

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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