- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

think twice or at least think

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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