Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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