- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

anus

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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