- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Poop.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock Knock. Not home.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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