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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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