"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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