What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

12/23/2012

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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