- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Your sex life.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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