- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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