- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Asian women drivers...

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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