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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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