- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

your mom was so fat that she died.

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