Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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