Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

An Asian with a big dick.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Anti Joke

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