2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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