What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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