- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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