Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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anti jokes are really funny

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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don't just stand there

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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