- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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