- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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