What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Katy Perry

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Japan

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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