Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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