- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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