How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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White NBA players.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Flowers are colors Love me

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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